{"id":53,"date":"2005-04-26T22:04:45","date_gmt":"2005-04-27T02:04:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/2005\/04\/26\/never-had-to-dump-a-girl\/"},"modified":"2005-04-26T22:05:56","modified_gmt":"2005-04-27T02:05:56","slug":"never-had-to-dump-a-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/2005\/04\/26\/never-had-to-dump-a-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Never had to dump a girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but if I did, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cs.northwestern.edu\/~rob\/software\/breakup\/\">I would&#8217;ve used this for practice<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/adriene\/journal\/archives\/2005\/04\/26\/im-a-mean-little-cuss\/\"><br \/>\nAdriene is disturbingly good at this.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hat tip to <a href=\"http:\/\/rmfo-blogs.com\/mike\">Mike.<\/a>  Friggin&#8217; hilarious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but if I did, I would&#8217;ve used this for practice Adriene is disturbingly good at this. Hat tip to Mike. Friggin&#8217; hilarious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-housekeeping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}