{"id":407,"date":"2009-05-09T12:20:36","date_gmt":"2009-05-09T16:20:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/?p=407"},"modified":"2009-05-09T12:20:36","modified_gmt":"2009-05-09T16:20:36","slug":"mothers-day-with-vampires","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/2009\/05\/09\/mothers-day-with-vampires\/","title":{"rendered":"Mother&#8217;s Day With Vampires"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Overheard during lunch today&#8230;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Grace:  Edward<br \/>\nAdriene: Did you just say Edward?<br \/>\nErin: *looks at us like we&#8217;re crazy*<br \/>\nJeff:  Where did she learn that?<br \/>\nA: &#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nJ: Adriene<br \/>\nA: Okay, we watched <em>Twilight<\/em> this morning.<br \/>\nJ: &#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nE: *looks away as if guilty*<br \/>\nA: They liked it.  We just have to teach you to like Jacob more than Edward, right Gracie?<br \/>\nG:  No.<br \/>\nA:  No?  We&#8217;re not having this argument miss.  I&#8217;ve already had this argument with *my* mother and I&#8217;m right.<br \/>\nJ: *facepalm*<br \/>\nE: *looks at daddy for more food*<\/p>\n<p>Happy Mother&#8217;s Day, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard during lunch today&#8230;. Grace: Edward Adriene: Did you just say Edward? Erin: *looks at us like we&#8217;re crazy* Jeff: Where did she learn that? A: &#8230;&#8230;. J: Adriene A: Okay, we watched Twilight this morning. J: &#8230;&#8230; E: *looks &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/2009\/05\/09\/mothers-day-with-vampires\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-housekeeping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":408,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions\/408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}