{"id":171,"date":"2006-07-19T08:30:38","date_gmt":"2006-07-19T12:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/2006\/07\/19\/terror-alert\/"},"modified":"2006-07-19T12:32:02","modified_gmt":"2006-07-19T16:32:02","slug":"terror-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/2006\/07\/19\/terror-alert\/","title":{"rendered":"Terror Alert!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rmfo-blogs.com\/daniel\/\">Dan<\/a> is frickin&#8217; brilliant&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img439.imageshack.us\/img439\/1268\/jeffhollandqw8.jpg\" alt=\"Alert System\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;Altert&#8221; part pushes it over the edge into comedic gold.  (&#8220;See, it&#8217;s funny &#8217;cause it&#8217;s mispelled&#8230;..&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dan is frickin&#8217; brilliant&#8230; The &#8220;Altert&#8221; part pushes it over the edge into comedic gold. (&#8220;See, it&#8217;s funny &#8217;cause it&#8217;s mispelled&#8230;..&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtroad.net\/jeff\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}