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11.05.08

Some Post-Election Thoughts.

Posted in Ponderings, Public Service Announcements, Rants at 10:36 am by Adriene

I’m not one to write political posts in general (mostly because political discussions usually make my blood boil), but here I am, writing two posts in a row about the election. However, now that, for the most part, the election is over (looks like we’re still headed for a Senate run-off here in Georgia, though), there are some things I’d like to say.

I did not vote for the guy who won. I voted for McCain. That decision was not an easy one to make, though, and if I was honest with myself, I’m still pretty firmly on the fence regarding the choice the two major parties gave us (I did not even consider any of the third-party candidates. Ralph Nader runs every single time, and I’d rather pull my toenails out with pliers than vote for either Bob Barr or Cynthia McKinney). In the end, though, I went with McCain for a few reasons. First, although I consider myself pretty much a straight up the middle moderate, I still lean right on more issues than I lean left on. I’m also not a fan of large government, and I think that some of Obama’s policies will lead to more government intervention than necessary in our daily lives. I was also praying VERY hard that if McCain won, that he wouldn’t die or resign before his term was up, because the thought of Sarah Palin as president scared the bejeesus out of me.

So, seeing as how I almost voted for him, I am not convinced that Obama is the worst thing that could possibly have happened to our country. I’m actually rather excited about watching his presidency unfold. And even if you are firmly in the McCain camp, you can’t deny the historical importance of this moment. So, even though I did not vote for him, I am going to pray for Barack Obama and his presidency. I pray that God give him the guidance to lead our country effectively for the next four years, and possibly another four, should he get re-elected.

Now that I’ve gotten the comments about our president-elect and Senator McCain out of the way, it’s time for me to turn to the American people. Maybe it’s just because I was never really one to follow politics until Bill Clinton’s presidency, but I’ve noticed that, for the past 16 years, roughly half of the country has been hoping for the downfall of whichever president we have in office at that particular time. Many conservatives itched at the possibility of tossing Clinton out of office, and the same can be said for liberals who were calling for Bush’s head on a plate. Quite frankly, that is shameful. As I said above, even if you did not vote for who was elected, that person still needs your support and prayer. I am not saying you have to agree with their policies, but you can disagree respectfully.

One thing that I am hopeful that the right does after this election is to realize that fear-mongering is NOT an effective campaign practice. If anything, it bites you in the rear. I’m positive that is one reason why Elizabeth Dole lost her senate seat. I also received COUNTLESS e-mails about how Obama was a Christian-hating Muslim in disguise who wanted to wipe Israel off the map. One of the most laughable ones even stated that the Bible (the book of Revelation, specifically) warned us against electing a Muslim president. I could think of two problems with that statement off the top of my head (one, that Obama isn’t Muslim, and two, Islam did not exist as a religion until after the book of Revelation was written), and I’m sure I could find more issues with it if I researched it further. My point is this: if you disagree with a candidate, that is fine, but spreading outright lies about him does nothing but give his supporters more ammunition.

I guess I’m basically saying “CUT IT OUT” to the American people. Stop it. I’m tired of seeing grown adults acting like five year olds and resorting to childish measures to discredit those who disagree with them. I’m tired of seeing friends of mine refusing to speak to other friends because they voted differently. I’m tired of my country being so vitriolically divided on itself. Let’s move forward and be big boys and girls about this. I also encourage you to visit this website and think about a few things: http://www.respectourpresident.org.

And with that, I am done with the political talk for another four years. :)

10.28.08

Can We Vote Already?

Posted in Public Service Announcements, Rants at 9:35 pm by Adriene

It’s Election Season, folks! Strap on your body armor and batten down the hatches, because the mud-slinging is at its slimiest!

You may remember several months back during Primary Season where I was venting about the sheer volume of phone calls I was receiving from one Mitt Romney. For those of you who don’t recall, in the span of three hours, his campaign called our house not fewer than seven times. I made up my mind right then and there that unless the voice of God Himself told me I had to vote for Mitt Romney that there was no way in hell I would cast a vote in his favor.

You’ll be glad to know that not much has changed during the general election. I’ll give both presidential candidates credit: I have yet to receive a phone call from either of them. However, our Senate race is going to drive me batty. I’m not usually an irrational person, but if you call a sleep-deprived mother of twins THREE TIMES while she’s trying to take one of the rare naps she gets, she’s gonna get cranky. And probably won’t vote for you.

Screw it, I’m flipping a coin.

04.07.08

Checkout Line Encounters.

Posted in Rants at 3:21 pm by Adriene

Dear Mr. Person Standing Behind Me in the Checkout Line at Publix,

Please kindly inform your 10-year-old daughter that it is RUDE to pick up every item the person in front of you has placed on the belt for purchase. I don’t care if she’s naturally inquisitive, I don’t want her grubby little hands all over my produce.

Thank you.

12.05.07

Dear Panera,

Posted in Rants at 7:42 pm by Adriene

Ordinarily, I love you. I love your tasty sandwiches, soups, and salads, and I am rather fond of your free wi-fi. However, today, I do not love you.

Why? Because, silly me, I assume that when I order a BACON Turkey Bravo sandwich, that (gasp!) there might actually be BACON on it. And when my husband orders a CHICKEN Caesar Salad, the silly man actually expects to get CHICKEN on it. Apparently we are sadly mistaken, or your location at the Avenue at West Cobb has suddenly become vegetarian without our notice.

Therefore, you are on my bad list today. The aforementioned husband suggested that I go to your closest location and make use of your free wi-fi to send this message, but I am too lazy to leave my house right now.

Cordially,
Adriene

09.29.06

How you can make Atlanta traffic suck even more than normal.

Posted in Rants at 11:01 pm by Adriene

Picture it: 5:30pm on a Friday afternoon in Atlanta, Georgia.

You get off work about an hour later than you usually do because someone who is more senior than you at work decides it’d be fun to schedule a meeting from 3:30pm to 5:30pm on a Friday. (Let us also mention that, unlike you, this more senior person lives about ten minutes from the office. You, on the other hand, live about an hour and a half from the office.)

So, you race out of the parking deck, hoping that Friday rush hour traffic hasn’t reached its sucky apex. You seem to have done something right that day, because you hit most of the traffic lights at an excellent time, and you somehow manage to avoid getting behind someone with blue hair driving a mid-80’s Cadillac, whose steering wheel they can barely see over.

You make excellent time, until you notice traffic stopped up ahead of you, with a police car straddling an intersection ahead. “Oh dear,” you think. “There must have been an accident.” You resign yourself to sitting there for a while, because, of course, you are stuck in a position that prevents you from turning around at all and finding an alternate route.

All of a sudden, you see a car round the corner that is heavily decorated in crepe paper and balloons. Leaning out of the sunroof is about five high school cheerleaders. You realize that it will be followed by twenty more cars decorated in the exact same manner.

It’s a PARADE.

Yep, folks. I found the one thing that will make a Friday rush hour in Atlanta even worse than normal this afternoon. Grrr!

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