04.07.08

Checkout Line Encounters.

Posted in Rants at 3:21 pm by Adriene

Dear Mr. Person Standing Behind Me in the Checkout Line at Publix,

Please kindly inform your 10-year-old daughter that it is RUDE to pick up every item the person in front of you has placed on the belt for purchase. I don’t care if she’s naturally inquisitive, I don’t want her grubby little hands all over my produce.

Thank you.

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04.04.08

Nothing says “I love you…”

Posted in Public Service Announcements at 2:59 pm by Adriene

…like memorializing someone on the back of your F-150.

Has anyone else noticed the new trend of putting “In Memory Of…” bumper stickers on the back of cars lately? They seem to be everywhere. I completely get wanting to pay tribute to the ones you’ve loved and have lost over the years. But seriously? On the back of your car?

That’s like one step away from spray-painting “BABY I LOVE YOU 4EVER” on an overpass.

(And I predict I will get hatemail for this post.)

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