04.26.05

I’m a mean little cuss…

Posted in Geekery at 8:37 pm by Adriene

Thanks to my dear husband (who saw this on Mike Baumann’s blog), I have now played with probably the funniest little AI program, The Breakup Conversation.

Gentlemen, this is why you should never piss me off:

System: IM connection established.
Rufus: hi there
Rufus: what was it you said
Adriene: What?
Rufus: that we need to talk about the relationship?
Adriene: Yeah, you’re an idiot
Rufus: why are you toying with me
Rufus: oh no
Adriene: I”m not
Rufus: what happened
Adriene: You’re an idiot
Rufus: aha! you are being mean
Rufus: look why wouldn’t you just talk to me
Adriene: Gee, you’re smart
Rufus: what does that even mean?
Adriene: Um, you’re dumber than a bag of hammer
Rufus: i bet it’s because i don’t work isn’t it
Rufus: you loathe that i’m unemployed
Adriene: Yeah
Rufus: isn’t that true
Adriene: I kinda got sick of paying for all of our dates
Rufus: but i really thought you loved me
Adriene: Not without a job I don’t
Rufus: still, i thought you loved me
Adriene: Okay, bright guy. Get lost
Rufus: i suppose i’m just a naive loser
Adriene: Yes, you are
Rufus: what about ?
Rufus: i asked you a question
Adriene: Please go away
Rufus: go to hell
Rufus: what again?
Adriene: Right back atcha buddy
Rufus: i guess i’m an idiot
Adriene: Yes you are
Rufus: and now it’s because i annoy you
Rufus: i can’t believe this
Adriene: Yep
Rufus: and now it’s because i annoy you
Adriene: Believe it, buddy
Rufus: i can’t believe what i’m hearing
Rufus: i guess i’m just a loser
Rufus: so it’s because i annoy you
Adriene: I think we’ve already established that
Rufus: i can’t believe what you’re saying
Rufus: you no longer love me?
Adriene: It’s the truth
Adriene: Get a job
Adriene: Get a life
Adriene: leave me alone
Rufus: i can’t believe this
Adriene: WTF?
Rufus: i don’t think i deserve being treated like this
Adriene: I think you do
Rufus: how can you do something like this to me
Rufus: why are you being cruel
Adriene: Because I’m a heartless bitch
Rufus: you can’t be serious
Adriene: I am
Rufus: where did this come from
Rufus: did you make up your mind already?
Rufus: maybe i’m an idiot
Adriene: I joined a Wiccan group
Rufus: listen why wouldn’t you tell me what’s going on
Adriene: Call me WIllow
Rufus: what does that mean?
Rufus: do you think i’m an idiot
Rufus: it’s because i never go out
Adriene: It means myh name is now Willow
Rufus: you don’t like that i’m lazy
Rufus: isn’t it true
Rufus: well then
Adriene: Yeah, you’re kinda fat too
Rufus: what about ?
Adriene: You eat too much
Adriene: Lay off the cheetos, man
Rufus: can you really do something like this to me
Adriene: Yes I can
Adriene: SO, don’t call me anymore
Rufus: well then
Adriene: Yes?
Rufus: i don’t think i deserve this
Adriene: I think you do
Rufus: can you really do something like this to me
Rufus: you’re acting mean again
Adriene: DUDE!
Adriene: GO AWAY
Rufus: don’t you love me anymore?
Adriene: NO
Rufus: uh
Rufus: you do despise me
Adriene: Uh?
Adriene: YES
Rufus: i see you really made up your mind?
Adriene: YES
Rufus: fine
Rufus: let’s not talk about this right now
Adriene: FINE
Rufus: you should sleep on it
Rufus: just please, call me tomorrow?
Adriene: Uh, no
Rufus: please???
System: Connection closed.

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